A recent introduction to the already regressive early sex ed in Switzerland teaches 4 yr olds to "massage or rub each other with warm sandbags.."(totalcollapse 2011). This new form of education immediately allocates many questions, the foremost being at what age is it possible to put a teeny peeny into a mini vageenee? Other questions asked included: how large should these sandbags be and what is the optimum temperature to qualify sandbags as "warm" enough?
In a recent AP interview, Donald Trump gave his input on the growing polemic by firing Switzerland and wagging his finger at the nation. He quickly rescinded this decision when he found out his favorite style of cheese is made there: Swiss.
A statement issued by US president Barrack Obama(mama) while attending a fundraiser for famed 80's singer Cindy Lauper warned of the "growing danger of allowing unorthodox behavior to happen" and he alluded to the possibility of a "tactical defense plan involving placing troops in Switzerland and training the oppressed minority white conservative forces in guerrilla warfare". 
And if 4 yr olds rubbing eye-pillows on each others crotches and nips were not enough to push the limits of sex ed, a recent school crafted Penis and Vagina baked goods to teach the children of the "pleasurable spots". If that doesn't "take the cake", the children were then encouraged to devour the spongy, twinkie-like genitals. A assistant instructor was heavily reprimanded for sexual misconduct when he attempted to frost the GeniblesTM with aerosol whipping cream.Article:
http://www.thetotalcollapse.com/switzerland-introduces-sex-education-for-4-year-olds/
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